erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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