have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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