It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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