I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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