my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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