Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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