I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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