I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just cropdusted the office
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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