And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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