I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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