I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
