Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
