she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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