let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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