did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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