Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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