How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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