well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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