I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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