Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
