id be glad to
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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