Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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