if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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