come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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