is your mom at the bar?
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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