Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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