quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
jump out the window naked night went bad
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