She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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