as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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