How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
