i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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