I don't think brook has ever known best
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Found the puke drawer
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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