Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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