google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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