She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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