You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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