i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
