yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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