I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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