in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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