Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
