She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I am available for nakedness
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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