jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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