great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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