that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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