I heard we made out
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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