Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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