My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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