You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
