Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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