can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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