How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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