It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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