We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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