He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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