im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
